Serious Downgrade

I recently just discovered Interview. I know I'm about 30 years late, but I think it rocks. Celebrities interviewed by CELEBRITIES? BRILL. But how do you go from this...

to this...

...to this?!


Come on. I mean if we're ascending in order of greatness, I guess God would be next, but if he's busy or something, idunno, maybe someone whose face upon I do not wish to vomit. All I see in this douchebag's future is a few more HMSs and some Maybelline commercials ("Maybe he's born with it...Maybe it's tattooed on his face!").
Fuck
Off
And
Die.