I Watch Movies while drinking

America (dir. Yves Simoneau, USA, 2009, watched on Lifetime Television)
While nowhere near as glorious as Rosie O'Donnell's last Lifetime outing, America provided some good times, mostly cuz we were drinking every time the word/name America was uttered. This was a bout a dude named America in a home for wayward kids or something that has dark, dark secrets in his past. It's the kind of movie where they pass out books to the kids and the main character, a disturbed loner, gets The Catcher in the Rye. It actually got kind of intense and disturbing towards the end, to the point that we were all more or less silent for like 8 minutes there, but then it happily came back to suck by spending the last 2 minutes sucking its own dick. Or maybe Rosie O'Donnell's dick. I dunno, good times.

Le Charme discret de la bourgeoisie (the Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie)(dir. Luis Buñuel, France, 1972, 102 min., watched on DVD)
Yaaaaay! This was so much fun. Lotsa other Buñuel immediately added to the queue. Rich people do kinda suck, Luis, I agree, hahaha. There's enough absurdity here to fill a whole waffle truck.