Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Kat Krazy Kenley!

(Matty McD on the Photochop skilllllllz)

That's right folks, our favorite Project Runway villain finally did something batshit crazy to get back into the news. But enough about Harvey Weinstein getting the Reader nominated for Best Picture, East Williamsburg's own Kenley Collins is back in the news as well! TMZ reports that Tim Gunn and our ears' worst enemy assaulted her ex-fiance Zak Penley (KENLEY PENLEY?!) this morning with one (1) cat, one (1) laptop, three (3) apples, one (1) door, and an unknown amount of water. She threw a fucking cat at him. A cat. While he was in bed.

Man, Runway is gonna have a hard time coming up with a kontestant krazier than Kenley.

(Because it's never coming back on the air.)

:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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