Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Let me see your 1, 2, 3, 4 etc. ANTM PWRRNKNGS

Another week of wild, wacky model antics is behind us, and what happened? That's right, they kicked off the fat one and made a quite hilarious show of going to Brazil. Also, ANTM decided to help out our R&B Week by featuring the wonderful Ciara as a guest. We will do our best to outdo Tyra as far as using Ciara songs in our critiques. Our order this week stays the same, which is boring, but whatever. GO!

Ranking This Week (Ranking Last Week). Model Name (rankings in the last 4 episodes), bold for bottom 2, italics for winner of the reward challenge), [average ranking overall]

1 (1). Teyona - (2, 2, 3, 1) [2.86]
After weeks of being up here, Teyona finally found her way back to the top, and she's going to win this thing. Too good. (Goodies. She got them goodies.)

2 (2). Celia - (7, 8, 1, 4) [4.57]
She's still so good that I won't drop her below Fo just yet (she and Teyona are still doing the 1 2 Step), mostly because the 2 seconds of On Next Week's Episode that we saw seemed Fo seemed to be struggling. But also, Celia is crazy looking and awesome and though her face scares me she could take this. The only thing that worries me is that Tyra won't stop talking about how old she is. That, and she's not Teyona.

3 (3). Fo - (8, 1, 4, 2) [4.71]
Well, her styling of LDN sucked, but this isn't Top Stylist (or Top Scallop), it's Top Model. Another very good photo shoot, a super-cute outfit at judges table, and off we go to the southern hemisphere. (She got that cuteness like Oh)

4 (4). Natalie - (4, 6, 2, 3) [5.14]
She could stick around long enough to win this, huh? I mean, she's boring, obvi, but she never ever sucks. I think her lack of 1st places qualifies her as a dark horse, despite being a favorite early one. I 'm not sure what that even means.

5 (5). Allison - (3, 5, 7, 5) [4.86]
[Robot voice]: Doll eyes needs to lose control.

6 (6). Aminat - (6, 4, 6, 7) [6.29]
I promise she isn't going to win.

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