Thursday, June 12, 2008

You Should Be Shot (Get it?)

Everyone's favorite maybe, I don't know, possible, bisexual reality star, Tila Tequila, has added another accomplishment to her already stunning resume of embarrassment. After California's recent ruling concerning the recognition of gay marriage, Tila has taken the opportunity to credit herself and her show with directly contributing to it. According to US Weekly the supposedly hot "star" said “It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal,”

Yes, Tila, your bullshit show that parades desperate suitors participating in a variety of events such as washing cars with their bikini-clad bodies, eating bull's testicles and drenching themselves in chocolate sauce contributed to this major California Supreme Court decision. You're right, your show made people realize "Hey, gays? Why, they are just like us! What the hell, let's let 'em get married." Oh and most definitely your show was an honest and real-life look at gay and lesbian relationships. And you're so original! No one has been fighting for this right until you came along, this hasn't been the result of years and years of struggle.

Listen, you're the focus of a dating reality show, and that's fine, but let's call it what it is - a shitty, gimmicky reality show that's just about run its course. To claim that you had anything to do with this landmark decision is not only wrong, but offensive to the people who have dedicated their lives to achieving this right.

Tila, you still have a shot at being a fucking moron, are you interested?

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