5. It's Cougar Season: Ann Curry Edition



I guess it's kind of like taking jabs at small defenseless woodland creatures, but seriously, her interview with James McAvoy is downright uncomfortable. She asks him about his on-screen romantics with Angelina Jolie, and he responds that clearly, there are no emotions involved, because it's a fucking movie and that question is seriously getting a little old. However, because he's a coy little shit, McAvoy points out that if there were a scripted tongue battle in their interview, he and Curry would have to be nothing but professional. Well, that nearly sent the she-beast sailing because after heartily guffawing, she tells him she would "throw him on the floor." Full clip here.

4. Don Imus



I know, I know, easy targets about today, but seriously. While discussing the legal troubles of Adam "Pacman" Jones (his house is being foreclosed, he asked "What color is he?" After being told that Jones' race was African American, Imus responded "Well, there you go." WABC says that Imus will explain his comments on tomorrow's show.

3. Kate Hudson


Because dating Lance Armstrong means you get breast cancer (OK, maybe MK doesn't have cancer, but she could!).

2. Amy Winehouse's Respiratory System



And not just because of her usual breakfast of "Meth n' Fags", she has emphysema. FROM CRACK SMOKING.

1.Mike Myers



Not only are gawker and Perez Hilton say that he's gay, but the reviews of The Love Guru are worse than expected. Take Stephen Holden, of the Times:
"[One] might sum up The Love Guru in its entirety but only at the risk of grievously understating the movie’s awfulness. A whole new vocabulary seems to be required. To say that the movie is not funny is merely to affirm the obvious. The word “unfunny” surely applies to Mr. Myers’s obnoxious attempts to find mirth in physical and cultural differences but does not quite capture the strenuous unpleasantness of his performance. No, The Love Guru is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again."