WHY ISN'T THIS A THING YET?

If you enjoy tripping your balls off, laughing at political ads, and actors dressed up as wolves dressed up as sheep, you're probably going to like this gem from this lady:

She's running against Senate high elder Barbara Boxer in the fall, but first must take on her republican opponent in the primary Tom Campell, former financial advisor for the Governator. The gist of Fiorina's argument seems to be that Campbell has called himself a fiscal conservative, but is actually not. Somewhat of a "wolf in sheep's clothing," if you will. I bet you think you get the idea, but would be better served by taking that metaphor and acting it out for you over three and a half minutes:



Was I right? I was right, wasn't I?