Auld Lang Crime

In case you're making a last minute topical "crazy stuff that happened in 2008" list (thanks for reminding me Sarah Palin wasn't part of a fever dream - asshole), don't stop just yet! Because former NBA star and Real World punchline Charles Barkley was arrested this morning in Scottsdale Arizona on a DUI charge. And zomg, zomg, zomg, check out how hot he looked:



GET IT? BECAUSE HE'S SO SWEATY, FROM ALL THE COKE. Nice, Chaz. So who was he vacuuming blow with until 5am? Former Giants star Michael Strahan (whose gap teeth make Madonna look like an orthodontic spokeswoman) and Jaleel White, or as you might know him:


STEVE FUCKING URKEL

Barkley was found swerving and driving erratically in the wee hours of the morning, when he was pulled over by an Arizona State Trooper, who found his car "full of wine coolers and bear claw doughnuts." He was released a few hours later, but must appear in court next month.

Happy New Year!