Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tyra Shoots PWRRNKNGS!

Home stretch. After a hilarious week in which everyone did well, Celia was finally sent home by virtue of her being the ungodly age of 25. Peace. Go!

Ranking This Week (Ranking Last Week). Model Name (rankings in the last 4 episodes), bold for bottom 2, italics for winner of the reward challenge), [average ranking overall]

1 (1). Teyona - (3, 1, 2, 1, 2) [2.5]
She's been lower than third once this season, which is pretty ridiculous. Even tho she fucked up the samba dancing and she seemed to be the most criticized of the models during the shoot, she avoided her first bottom two. Tyra more or less made her pose topless this week and she didn't at all struggle to look amazing while covering up. She gon win.

2 (2). Allison - (7, 5, 1, 2, 1) [3.9]
I wrote a whole thing about Allison can't walk to save her life so while she's been alternating wins with Teyona for four weeks now might be closer to third then first. BUT then it came to my attention that the two girls that make it past the cover girl commercial next week aren't gonna walk down the runway, they're gonna crawl. So I dunno. BUT there's another CoverGirl commercial to start next week's episode off and Allison's last attempt at that was tragic. BUT, neither Teyona nor Aminat did very well at that either. So yeah. We'll see. Mad props for making Tyra's instruction to look like a "birdie owl/pterodactyl" work this week.

3 (3). Aminat - (6, 7, 6, 3, 3) [5.6]
Her photographs are improving, her body is really ridiculous, and her walk is great. But those improving photos are still nowhere near as good as the top two's. They have to consider body of work at some point, and the girl's body of work, well, it ain't as amazing as her actual body. And now there's the crawling thing, which may be to Aminat's advantage cuz she moves better than Teyona and Allison, but may somewhat neutralize her walk. This finale is gonna be fucking mess. God bless.

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