Saturday, July 26, 2008


This just in:

Lindsay Lohan was out partying with rumored/confirmed current/possibly ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson in New York City (Note: WHY AREN'T WE STALKING HER?) last night, and ran into some trouble. Well, trouble actually ran smack into her. And by trouble, I mean a MOTORCYCLE. Yes, our dear Lilo was mowed down by a man on a Harley by a club on 32nd street (Marquee? Really Lilo?) and was taken to Beth Israel Hospital and released at 4:00am. Luckily, says sperm donor Michael Lohan, the 22-year-old actress is doing just fine, and was only treated for minor injuries. When she was ran over by the vehicle, "sapphic sidekick" (god bless the NY Post) was next to her, and witnessed the entire incident.

This is Lindsay's first time being hit by a motorized vehicle, as opposed to the last few times, when she has hit various objects (Charlotte Ronson, a paparazzi, and a tree), one time while wearing a stranger's pants filled with cocaine.

No word on whether or not Lohan plans on pressing charges.

I leave you with this:

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