Bai Ling: An Ode

Readers of Go Fug Yourself know Bai Ling from her strange fashion choices. For those of you who don't know who she is, she had her eyes pecked in The Crow, she discovered the fountain of youth in fetus dumplings in 3 Extremes, and she banged Jack in a few flashbacks on Lost.
Here she is:


And now she's co-starring in Crank 2: High Voltage, the sequel to the 2006 Jason Statham film about a man blowing things up, shooting people, and getting laid in the middle of a crowded Chinatown street - just to stay alive. Besides that, however, she's not particularly relevant at the moment. Except for the fact that I just discovered her blog. With all posts written from her BlackBerry in broken English, Bai's blog is far more entertaining any of the things I've previously mentioned. Take this post for example (click for larger):



Part of me thinks she's just a hilarious idiot, but another part thinks that in five years we'll all be dead by her hand.