Thursday, August 7, 2008

Anderson Turns Up the Sass



When Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis (at the daycare he leaves Kelly Ripa every day to learn and play) on Tuesday, he let his true feelings fly on the family Lohan (after he, of course, told us his feelings on the new season of Project Runway - he hates Stella!). He called the family "atrocious" and "horrifying," said the show was "a train wreck" and said of Allie Lohan "she's allegedly 14, but looks to be about 60." I don't know what the big deal is with that statement, personally, because calling a sexagenarian seems more like a statement of fact rather than a callous assumption. Does she not look like she's pushing 60? And why was I not aware she had a CD called Lohan Holiday?!


However, Dina was peeved and later that day told OK! Magazine or We Will Pay You For Puff Piece Exclusives Weekly "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him." Yes, as the earthquake in China was bad karma for their terrible governing, and Sharon Stone's husband's foot was bitten off as bad karma for Sharon Stone's existence, and her existence was bad karma for the holocaust, karma is once again being bandied about by people who have trouble using words that exceed four letters.

The next day on Anderson 360 the subjected was broached AGAIN, and Anderson's response was "She probably didn't see it that night because she was out clubbing." Oh snap indeed Coops. Shit is intense. Notable sperm donor Michael Lohan, not to be left out of any situation involving his alleged "family" or the show on E! that he has absolutely nothing to do with and is never ever referenced on had this to say: "I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues."

Here's the clip that started it all (apologies that it comes from something called "Our Daily Ripa," coincidentally enough the title of about 80% of my nightmares):

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