Thursday, September 24, 2009

Life is too short, don't you agree

Poor Bianca. First they took away her eyebrows, then they made her look like black Lady Gaga, and now they kick her off. Oh well, here we go.

Ranking This Week(Ranking last week). Model Name (rankings in the last 4 episodes), bold for bottom 2), [average ranking overall]

1(1). Erin - (6, 1, 3, 5) [3.75]
Erin was only fifth this week, but, oddly, they pretty much admitted that her lack of personality doesn't at all translate into bad pictures. And nothing says fierce like pushing bitches out of the way in a Supermarket Sweepy race.

2(2). Nicole - (2, 4, 2, 4) [3.00]
Here at YMD Power Ranking headquarters, we keep a fairly strict rule to weigh what the judges seem to think of the models far, far above what we think of them. So when I saw that Nigel and Tyra say that the poses in these pictures look too much alike, it's not that I'm ignoring them off hand, it's just that I think that criticism is too retarded to last, even on ANTM.

3(4). Jennifer - (3, 6, 5, 2) [4.00]
Well, when she started screaming I thought this could go one of two ways: either it works, or Tyra is going to say "hoochie" 8 million times. If I remember correctly I think she went with "porno", but it worked out anyways.

4(7). Britney - (11, 2, 10, 1) [6.00]
I shoulda realized the momentary hiccup was just that. No more underrating Britney.

5(6). Rae - (1, 8, 9, 3) [5.25]
She needs to figure out her body a bit, but I think her face is the right combo of angelic and interesting for the judges to keep eating it up while she works everything else out.

6(5). Laura - (9, 3, 7, 6) [6.25]
As much as I love Laure, she was just kinda eh here, and honestly the only reason I have her above Kara is because...

7(3). Kara - (10, 5, 1, 8) [6.00]
...Tyra called Kara "handsome".

8(8). Sundai - (12, 7, 4, 7) [7.50]
I thought maybe Sunday would have a small (ha!) chance because, y'kno, it's a competition for short people. Luckily, Tyra has disabused me of this notion by hammering it into our heads that the only way short girls can model is by fooling people into thinking they're tall. Sundai is too short, don't you agree?

9(9). Ashley - (4, 10, 8, 9) [7.75]
I can't remembered the last time someone got so savaged by the judges on this show and stayed up. Dancin' her way out soon.

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