Heidiwonk

New nose, new breasts, newly married...DEAD EYE. Look at Spencer, he looks like he just saw that wonkey for the first time. Maybe he already knows though. I bet they use the power of that wandering eyeball to spot camera lenses, photo ops, and blow.

Feel The Rain On Your Mustache

Rich pointed this out to me, actually several times, and I didn't really pay much attention to it. I guess I thought it was bad lighting (it's been known to happen), or maybe a bad reaction to her hormone therapy. But seriously, it's there, it's bad, it's thick, and it's bushy.



I KNOW, RIGHT?! I was just as shocked. It's also an impressive realization and it almost makes me want to go back and have a Laguna marathon just to see if this stache has always existed. But did a quick google search for Lauren Conrad Mustache and lots came up! One blog even refers to her only as Mustache Baby. I don't mean to be unusually cruel, but seriously girl, even Kelly Cutrone has her facial hair situation under control, and let's be honest, if anyone on The Hills was to rock that look, it'd be that bitch.



Yeah, that's right.



OK I feel bad about myself now. I'm going to bed.