Snap reactions after listening to the Britney single 5 times

- Definitely hits harder than I expected it to.

- Full of sounds that I don't really like

- The chorus is full on 90s Euro-trance-pop-whatever. As far as contemporary stuff, it's much closer to mining the same territory as Cascada than Gaga, Katy, or Ke$ha.

- The breakdown will code as dubstep because of the wobble (and because dubstep is becoming just popular enough with certain folks that something will be able to "code as dubstep" in 2011), but rhythmically it's not at all extreme for, like, a slightly R&B leaning pop song.

- I actually really like the breakdown, Brit sounds great on it.

- Whoa trance buildup

- If this is actually just Max Martin and Dr. Luke, what the hell did Britney's actual sessions with Tiesto sound like? (did that even ever happen?) Actually, with the breakdown being what it is, it's like Luke and Max were just like, "she's working with Tiesto and Rusko? We can just do all of that ourselves!")

- I guess I don't like this very much, but if a track can fairly accurately be described as Dr. Luke doing Tiesto, I guess the odds of me liking it aren't very high.

If You Seek Writhing and Sideboobs

Someone hasn't yet given Britney the memo that we know she's in shape now and she doesn't have to show up everywhere completely naked for us to get that she know longer has muffin tops. Whoever that person is should be thanked, and perhaps awarded a medal of some sorts. I'd say watch the video for If You Seek Amy now before it gets taken off of YouTube, but then where the hell else would anyone watch it? Who is going to go through and figure out how to edit this for television?

She's done a lot better but let's remember that she's also done a lot worse, so just watch and enjoy.